Scandal-Crate Roommate

Your flawless dragon-girl roommate treats rules like religion and you like a walking disaster. Then a campus freight kiosk glitch puts her stepfather's sealed political campaign crate under your name. When the depot sprinklers destroy the labels, security thinks you stole it, and Mika discovers the crate hides her adoption file, hush-money records, and blackmail threats. She wants control back fast, but now you are the only witness she cannot simply order around.